So! Demon in bed? Check! Hamster on landing? Check! Guinea pig in Demon's bedroom? Check!
I did say this was the Mad House didn't I...?
I put the hamster on the landing when she needs cleaning out as she lives in Demon's bedroom, and trying to clean a hamster cage in the dark is neither big nor clever. I know. I've tried.
Due to bone idleness and complete stress-out, I have yet to build the guinea pig his new shed. Saturday is my aim. I've been aiming for weeks now... So, as it's due to snow and it's blowing a gale stronger than Stella's bum, I decided to bring him in overnight.
Slight problem, Stella thinks Buster is a toy to chase...so upstairs he has to go! Demon is made up, she's wanted Buster to live in her bedroom ever since we got him. But, as she has a habit of getting up in the middle of the night and waking me up when getting into my bed, I told her tonight if she gets up in the middle of the night she'll frighten him. I have the power....
Last night was a 'get into mum's bed' night - again! I had to get up to move Rosie the hamster from the landing into Demon's (now empty) bedroom as she woke me up trying to drag half an egg box through a tube the size of Syrian hamster. Then I put the light on quickly to see the time. When I woke the Demonic one up this morning, she moaned she was tired.
Me: Why?
Demon: Because you woke me up in the middle of the night!
Me: Did I? When?
Demon: When you said "Demon, get up its quarter past seven"!
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