If you go down to the woods today...

...you best take a peg!  Stella, for probably the first time ever, went to the toilet BEFORE we got to the doggy bin!  Not her usual half a mile after the last one, before it, a pleasant change.  Pleasantness is a shortlived state I can tell you.  I walked towards the mountainous pile only to be smacked in a face by a force field.  A force field so strong it nearly broke my nose!  Well actually, it was just a really bad smell, that was so bad I could smell it through blocked sinuses AND a cold!  Now, I'm a bit of a boffin, because I've watched CSI, all series, avidly.  I know that when dealing with a really bad smell, the trick is to breathe through your mouth.

I can now tell you that dog poo tastes worse than it smells... :-s