The cats have slowly destroyed everything. My curtains. My sofa. My will to live.... It's like living in a snow globe, I tidy up, 3 seconds later six monsters enter the room and shake it all up again.
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Facebook status during last week....
Girl cats AWOL....upset child
Found girl cats, got them in, now lots of scrapping cats.....upset dog gobbing off
Dog gives Brat a Glaswegian kiss.....bawling child
Child realises there is blood...all. Hell. Let. Loose....
Someone please just shoot me....
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On Sunday the weather was lovely, no wind, no rain, and a yellow round UFO in the sky bringing much smileyness. Off we went to the woods. Seems everyone else had the same idea, and Stella was thankfully in a good mood. She was trotting ahead of us, and we approached a corner that I always make her wait at. If I don't, she ends up in the stinky pond. As we got closer, I noticed a couple, probably in their late 40s sat on the bench sucking each other's face off. Suddenly, the woman ended up flat on her back, legs wrapped around the bloke, and he was sat on the bench but laying over the woman. "Bit much, there's kids round..." I thought. Stella got bored of waiting and started trotting off. I called her, but not particularly loudly. I called her again. At this point she put her ball down, which is what she does when she's waiting. But instead of waiting, she carried on trotting. Towards the amorous pair on the bench. They didn't see her coming. They did, however, catch the face stuck between theirs and the "wotchyadoooooooooin?"
Much shrieking ensued....and then the woman shrieked too.
At this point Stella trotted back to a Mum who couldn't resist saying "you're lucky she didn't join in...."
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