Friday, 22 June 2012
Honey I got you a present!
Recently I have been discussing money a lot, well, the lack of money to be precise. The recession is causing a lot of people to look for alternative ways to subsidise their income. Tickles has obviously been earwigging.
Last week, I had a major battle for survival on my hands. Armed with nothing more than a plastic jug and a flute music book...yes, that's right, a flute music book. My mistake was asking Demon for help and saying "get me a piece of card..." and adding "...or something". I got the 'something'. When I asked why she'd given me that, she replied, "well it's made from card isn't it?!" Correct, the paperback version is indeed made from card...sigh...
So, armed with a plastic jug and a flute music book, and using my elbows to fend off Tatwo and Tickles, I managed to rescue a very dazed, very angry and very soggy.....honeybee....
At first I thought the bee was soggy because of the rain. And then it dawned on me. Tickles had actually brought the bee inside...by carrying it in his mouth. A dangerous act carried out in an attempt to provide his family with their first step in self-sufficiency through bee-keeping?
Or has he got confused about the buzzing from my electric toothbrush?
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