Dear Stella
I don't mind washing your cushion covers. Or your bed cover. Or your blankies.
But I wish you'd remember that the reason it stinks so badly is because you KEEP GOING IN THE STINKY WATER AND THE STINKY, MUDDY PUDDLES!!!!!!!!!!
Do NOT lie on my lovely rug because your bed stinks. I will not be impressed.
And stop farting at me because it stinks...
Love
Mum x
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