Many moons ago, my brother trained as a chef. He likes to cook (almost as much as he likes to eat) and reads cookbooks like normal people read normal books. For Christmas he bought me a vegan cookbook, and asked to have a look through it. He started reading one of the recipe's ingredients out loud...
Bro: blah blah anchovies blah blah
Me: I always thought anchovies were fish?!
Mother creature: They are!
Me: Well that's not going to be vegan then is it?
Bro: ......oh....artichokes...
And he's allowed sharp objects as well!!!
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